101 things you probably don't know about me

101. My sleep schedule is nonexistant.
100. I'm really good at sleeping 12+ hours on Friday night, but less than 5 the rest of the week. I think it evens out somewhere.
99. I'm famous for sleeping during class, then being able to wake up right before the teacher asks me a question, getting it right, and going back to sleep.
98. I start to get uneasy when I go below a 95%
97. I'd cry if I got anything less than a 4.0 GPA
96. I'm actually pretty lazy. I don't like to work for anything.
95. But I fear failure more than I fear work.
94. My definition of procrastination is not having the work done two days before it's due. I like to give myself wiggle room.
93. I'm a cram-studier. I study for a few minutes the day before the test, and then a few minutes right before it.
92. I memorize things in groups of 3's. Three vocab words at a time, 3 formulas at a time, 3 days at a time. I like acronyms or phrases a lot too... and songs...
91. But I can't sing to save my life.
90. I wish I could. Voice is the ultimate instrument. No batteries required.
89. I was in choir for years. Until I realized I suck.
88. I really hate when I don't fail, the school system fails me. I spent 7 years in music class before I actually learned how to read music.
87. I get all upset when we don't do anything in class - I didn't wake up at 4:50 to talk about the color of eye shadow. I don't like to waste time.
86. Time = Money. I have no time, therefore, I have no money.
85. My dad's a pushover. I had him whipped at a young age. I've never been grounded or had anything taken away.
84. My mom? Not so much. It's her way or the high way.
83. That made me into a nagger as a child. My mom said I was a broken record.
82. I eventually learned how to manipulate her, and made her a pushover too. Now I'm a great debator. Undefeated 3 years running. You don't want to get in an argument with me.
81. I love public speaking.
80. But I really hate when people have a strong opinion, and nothing to back it up with.
79. I tend to get things done. "No" isn't in my vocabulary.
78. Which is why I hate group work. I can do it faster myself.
77. I'm NOT a morning person. At all.
76. I'm a grump when I'm hungry or tired. If I'm being mean, tell me to eat or take a nap.
75. People tell me I tend to frown a lot or look serious all the time. I have no idea I'm doing it.
74. I always look at the other person's right eye when I'm making eye contact.
73. I don't like eye contact much. I tend to look down. I'm listening, really.
72. I have OCD tendencies. I can't wear my hair the same way two days in a row. I can't paint my nails the same way consecutively, etc.
71. I love when I see my vocab words or get to use some skill I never thought I'd need.
70. I can't pronounce "aluminum" or "feminine" or "vocabulary" or "accompaniament" correctly.
69. I need glasses. But they look bad on me. So I squint.
68. My eyes are super sensitive to light.
67. Light, chewing, and stress gives me headaches... a lot.
66. Knees gross me out. Kinda like some people don't like feet.
65. I don't like things touching my neck, either.
64. I haven't been to the doctor since I was in 4th grade. I've only been to the dentist twice.
63. My immune system is craptastic. But it's improving. I <3 Airborne
62. I need braces. But my mom doens't "believe" in them.
61. I'm incredibly lazy. And I suck at cooking. Which means that I'll starve before I make food for myself.
60. So when my dad is gone, I don't eat.
59. I don't actually eat during lunch either. 4th and 6th period is my lunch time.
58. I sleep a lot when I'm upset.
57. I'm allergic to anything I put on my lips - chapstick, lipstick, lipgloss, whatever.
56. I'm part of some strange subspecies of women that hate shoes.
55. I'm ridiculously (another word I can't pronounce) flat-footed.
54. I'm a Sickle Cell carrier. Don't even think about saying "isn't that for black people?"
53. I love breakfast foods.
52. Some people think I have a New England accent. I don't see it.
51. I hate Southern accents... yet I live in the South.
50. I hate when people cuss. It bugs the junk out of me.
49. My biggest pet peeve is when people don't know the difference between "good" and "well".
48. Food tastes good. You do things well.
47. It also really bugs me when people don't konw the difference between "their, there, they're" or "too, two, to."
46. Their shirts are blue. There are the shirts. They're putting on the shirts. I want to go too. Two girls are going. We are going to the store.
45. I love talking in Spanish. But I hate Spanish class.
44. Mi amiga in Spanish will pass notes in Spanish instead of actually paying attention. I think we get more learning done that way...
43. I sold my soul to IB and all I got was this lousy diploma.
42. I have a baby. His name is Nike.
41. He's a Chihuahua / Italian Greyhound (I think). No, Italian Greyhounds are NOT big.
40. He knows his commands in Spanish and English.
39. He's spoiled beyond belief. He's also 10 pounds of bed hog; his little self probably takes up more room than I do.
38. I cut up my flashcards crazy small. I like to save paper.
37. Taken notes from a scatter-brained teacher is incredibly difficult.
36. I always get excited when I get a good grade in math - I never have before. Then I remember I'm in dumb kid math.
35. I'm very independent... almost to a fault.
34. I used to love Oprah. Now I can't stand her. Same with Tyra. Ellen's still pretty cool though.
33. I still can't believe she's like 50.
32. I'm guilting of chewing on my pens, nails, cell phone antenna, whatever, when I'm stressed.
31. When I'm bored in Spanish, I draw floor plans on the back of last night's homework.
30. They're actually pretty good. But no, I won't be an architect - too much math (see number 36).
29. I get all excited when I see something on the news or on tv that talks about something I just learned about.
28. I really... really... like organizing and planning. Can I come clean your house for you?
27. I won't be a wedding planner either - that probably involves numbers of some sort too.
26. I'm either really hot or really cold.
25. I get in moods where I'll eat certain foods for weeks at a time. I'm currently at hot chocolate, chai tea, and salads.
24. Darkness bothers me. I like lights on.
23. I play piano for about 11-ish hours a week.
22. I love to speak in Spanish.
21. I secretly envy whoever has the baby pink pickup truck in the student parking lot.
20. I'm really bad about getting motivated to do the simplest tasks.
19. I'm one of those people that will look for the remote for 2 hours instead of getting up to change the channel. Or I'll just remember to mentally add or subtract an hour of the time instead of changing it on the clock.
18. I can't cook to save my life. My idea of cooking is putting dressing on lettuce or adding milk to cereal.
17. I'm not kidding when I say my dog ate my homework...
16. I want to move to Washington State.
15. I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with Twilight.
14. If I had a car, I don't think I'd live at home anymore.
13. I match my puppy's sweater to my outfit.
12. Don't even roll your eyes. He gets cold.
11. I really wish I knew how to sew better.
10. When I was little, I thought there were little people inside of televisions, stoplights, and computers. I never understood how they fit in laptops.
9. I'm really good at science. But I think a lot of it is just guessing.
8. I have no idea what my great grandma looks like. But I know her handwriting. I snail mail her a letter and some pictures every few months.
7. She's 95 and still running on her treadmill - she used to run on the mountain, but it's too slippery in the winter.
6. I think I'd pass out after running a block.
5. During band camp, I used my Sickle Cell as an excuse not to run the 192384720 laps everyone else had to run.
4. I love reading. But I never have any idea what to read.
3. My New Year's resolution was to finish the bible in one year. It's November and I'm only half done.
2. I'm a thinker, not a doer. I can tell you how to bake a cake, the reactions that occur, whatever, but I couldn't actually bake one myself.
1. I'm really amazed that you read all of that. Kudos to you.