Thursday, October 22, 2009

In case anybody was confused...

1. Please do not keep your high beams on when you're driving behind somebody in the dark.

2. There is no reason to tailgate while you're going 70+ on 95. Really.

3. Actually, just don't tailgate at all. And don't get all in a huff if the car in front of you isn't doing 10 over.

4. You are very wrong if you're doing 20 under the speed limit.

5. I can't help it if I hit you because you're a bike that decides to not have reflectors are ride in the street in the dark.

6. Can you please move over when there's a train of cars trying to merge? I know it's not your responsibility, but come on now.

7. Yes, blinkers may be a "courtesy" in Florida, but let's be "courteous".

8. People die from drunk driving. So you may think you're cool when you talk really loud about being wasted one night, and thinking it's funny how hard it was to drive, but you won't be laughing when you're in court for manslaughter.

9. There's 14 stoplights between my house and my school. When you hit one, you hit them all. And it always happens to be when you're in a rush.

10. If you're jamming out in your car, and you notice I'm watching, there's no recovering from that by trying to act like you were fixing your hair the whole time. Haha.

Just thought I'd get that cleared up...

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